"JEM" (jem)
12/30/2013 at 12:15 • Filed to: batshit babes
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"JEM" (jem)
12/30/2013 at 12:15 • Filed to: batshit babes | 3
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I can't tell if this is real or not, but other sites have reported it so whatever. It seems like a parody, but sometimes truth is dumber than fiction so....
Wife torches husband's truck after getting crock pot and lingerie for xmas
DAYTON — Police arrested 34-year old Tracy Waters yesterday morning after she allegedly set fire to her husband Dave's 2013 Chevy Silverado Crew Cab in a rage over her Christmas gifts.
"He gave me a slow-cooker and these red nylon crotchless panties with a push-up bra," Mrs. Waters told police.
"The bra had tassels for fuck sake. Tassels."
Police have charged Mrs. Waters with arson, assault with a weapon ("a 4-gallon ceramic crock pot with corn-on-the-cob pattern") and using foul language in public.
Mr. Waters told the Dayton Daily News that he was excited about his gifts for his wife and doesn't understand why she became angry and turned violent.
"Good food, good lovin', and a good truck were all I wanted for Christmas," said the 37-year-old warehouse worker sporting a swollen-shut right eye.
"Now the truck's gone, the wife's gone, and she even broke the crock pot."
Police and fire responded to a duplex in the city's southeast after neighbors called emergency saying there was a vehicle on fire and a woman was observed throwing armfuls of what appeared to be men's clothing onto the flames.
Party-vi
> JEM
12/30/2013 at 12:17 |
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Sounds like everyone's a winner here.
HammerheadFistpunch
> JEM
12/30/2013 at 12:20 |
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If this is real I will eat at Arby's
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JEM
> HammerheadFistpunch
12/30/2013 at 12:21 |
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Please don't, I wouldn't wish that upon anyone, not even vegan ex-girlfriends.
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HammerheadFistpunch
> JEM
12/30/2013 at 12:22 |
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Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs
> JEM
12/30/2013 at 12:23 |
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Looks vaguely like Helen Hunt.
Also, SHE CRAZY!
But... Those gifts... Something could have been added to that unfortunate combination of gifts that would have flattered her independence.
desertdog5051
> JEM
12/30/2013 at 12:25 |
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would like a new Crock Pot.
$kaycog
> JEM
12/30/2013 at 12:28 |
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Go, tassels!
dogisbadob
> JEM
12/30/2013 at 12:30 |
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Arby's is awesome! Stop the hate :p
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dogisbadob
> JEM
12/30/2013 at 12:30 |
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Not 2014 yet :)
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JEM
> dogisbadob
12/30/2013 at 12:32 |
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Yeah, I realized that afterwards, though with the 2013 contest done, I don't know how else to say it.
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dogisbadob
> JEM
12/30/2013 at 12:40 |
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Gotta love these late snipers!
Bad Idea Hat
> JEM
12/30/2013 at 12:46 |
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This is most likely satire (can't find a corresponding DDN article), but damn if it doesn't sound like Dayton.
RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
> $kaycog
12/30/2013 at 13:01 |
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I don't know the original purpose (?) of that device, but it would make for an excellent lamp base. Lampshade, of course, a swept asymmetrical design to evoke the hair of a blonde. Maybe.
wkiernan
> JEM
12/30/2013 at 13:05 |
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Well at least it's out in the open now. How she feels and all. Really, a definitive break like this is a good way to start the new year.
KB Garage
> $kaycog
12/30/2013 at 13:07 |
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I can't decide if this is disturbing or intriguing. Both? Is both an option?
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$kaycog
> RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
12/30/2013 at 13:08 |
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It would make a great lamp base! Good idea! I did find this in a reverse GIS: http://www.velvetglass.com/Etcetera/keepa…
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$kaycog
> KB Garage
12/30/2013 at 13:09 |
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Both can be an option. :D I just posted this link that I found: http://www.velvetglass.com/Etcetera/keepa…